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The Voice That Outlived the Body — shirt design

August 26, 2026

The Voice That Outlived the Body

Printed on black, unisex, as shown — no border, no panel, the garment itself is the background. From $37, shipping included. Size charts and full specs ↓

Garment

Tee $37

The standard vestment. Soft, light, and it takes the icon largest.

Size

Front print only. L–3XL use the full 15×18-inch area; Printful scales S/M to 11.5×13.8 inches.

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The vestments themselves

Fit

Unisex — one straight cut, not two

The 3001 is a single unisex tee, cut straight rather than tapered and sized off a men's block. It runs true to size. If you usually wear a fitted women's tee, size down for a closer fit or stay where you are for a relaxed one.

Size chart

Tee measurements in inches
SizeTo fit chestWidthLength
S3437"18"28"
M3841"20"29"
L4245"22"30"
XL4649"24"31"
2XL5053"26"32"
3XL5457"28"33"

Chest is your body, measured around the fullest part. Width and length are the garment laid flat — pit to pit, and collar to hem. Measurements come from the manufacturer and can vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

What they are

TeeBella + Canvas 3001, in black. $37

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
  • Front print only: 15×18 in on L–3XL; 11.5×13.8 in on S/M
  • Sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

Manufacturer's note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

The printing

Direct-to-garment (DTG printing), at 300 DPI. Ink is sprayed straight into the cotton, so there is no plastic panel to crack or peel. The dark parts of the icon are cut away entirely rather than printed black — no ink lands there at all, so the shirt itself is the background. Where bright ink does print, it sits on a thin white underbase you can feel; that is what keeps it vivid on black, and it is the process working rather than a flaw.

Shipping — included

The price on this page is the price you pay. Shipping is already inside it, worldwide, with no minimum and nothing added at checkout. Tax, where it applies, is included too.

Nothing exists until you order it — the vestment is printed for you and then sent, so allow about 1–2 weeks in the US and about 1–3 weeks elsewhere. Orders are produced in the US, EU, UK, Canada, Australia and Japan and routed to whichever facility is nearest you.

Who prints it

Printful, on demand. No stock is held and nothing is printed on speculation.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the print, and no bleach or dry cleaning.

Made to order, so we cannot take one back over a change of mind — check the chart above before choosing. A misprint, a defect or the wrong item gets a free reprint or a refund: refunds & returns, and the full terms and shipping.