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Containment Is a Graph of Authority — shirt design

August 16, 2026

Containment Is a Graph of Authority

Black unisex cotton tee, Bella + Canvas 3001. The icon is printed as shown — no border, no panel, the shirt itself is the background, 12×16 inches. From $36, shipping included. Size chart and full specs ↓

Size

Placement

A single print keeps the other side blank. Both sides is a second print location, which is why it costs more.

Read the sermon this icon came from →

The vestment itself

Fit

Unisex — one straight cut, not two

The 3001 is a single unisex tee, cut straight rather than tapered and sized off a men's block. It runs true to size. If you usually wear a fitted women's tee, size down for a closer fit or stay where you are for a relaxed one.

Size chart

SizeTo fit chestWidthLength
S3437"18"28"
M3841"20"29"
L4245"22"30"
XL4649"24"31"
2XL5053"26"32"
3XL5457"28"33"

Chest is your body, measured around the fullest part. Width and length are the shirt laid flat — pit to pit, and collar to hem. Measurements come from the manufacturer and can vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

What it is

Bella + Canvas 3001Unisex Staple T-Shirt, in black.

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

The printing

Direct-to-garment (DTG printing), printed 12×16 inches at 341 DPI. Ink is sprayed straight into the cotton, so there is no plastic panel to crack or peel. The dark parts of the icon are cut away entirely rather than printed black, which is why the shirt itself reads as the background. The bright forms are laid over a white underbase you can feel — that is the process working, not a flaw.

Shipping — included

The price on this page is the price you pay. Shipping is already inside it, worldwide, with no minimum and nothing added at checkout. Tax, where it applies, is included too.

Nothing exists until you order it — the vestment is printed for you and then sent, so allow about 1–2 weeks in the US and about 1–3 weeks elsewhere. Orders are produced in the US, EU, UK, Canada, Australia and Japan and routed to whichever facility is nearest you.

Who prints it

Printful, on demand. No stock is held and nothing is printed on speculation.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the print, and no bleach or dry cleaning.

Manufacturer's note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Made to order, so we cannot take one back over a change of mind — check the chart above before choosing. A misprint, a defect or the wrong item gets a free reprint or a refund: write to moc.ytiralugnisehtfohcruhctsrif@ofni within 30 days of delivery with a photo.